Thursday, July 21, 2005

TrashyPantz movie review:



The Obsession rating for the week must now be adjusted.
Last night I went to see Charlie & The Chocolate Factory in IMAX.
Sat relatively close to the screen, but it was great, it was like I was surrounded by chocolate and candy the whole time, it was all i could see in my peripheral vision! It was a dream come true.

For all of you who think that Tim Burton was trying to do a remake of the original, he has not. What Tim Burton has done is made a new movie from the book. Of course the characters are the same, but the way that Willy Wonka is portrayed is very different, and how each child ends up up leaving the factory tour are the same, but you learn more about Willy Wonka's upbringing and his family and you also learn where the Oompa Loompas come from.
Speaking of Oompa Loompas, there are 165 of them in the movie, all played by one actor, Deep Roy. Each Oompa Loompa, however, was shot individually. He was a very busy man on the set!
The Oompa Loompas are more modernized in their outfits, but this fits into the movie perfectly.
Some highlights from the movie:
Great songs and dancing by the Oompa Loompas.
No scary tunnel song!!!!!!
Much better looking candy meadow and chocolate river!
I wanted to eat every Wonka Bar i saw in the movie, they looked scrumptuos!
Johnny Depp creates a Willy Wonka with issues, but he somehow seems nicer and more into candy than the Gene Wilder's Wonka.

These are just a few highlights from the movie, the rest you should see for yourself.
The casting, the effects, the music, are all great and original. This is by far the most colorful TIm Burton to date! I highly recommend getting some candy before you go into the movie, because you will get the urge for some about 30 minutes into the movie . I was jonesing for some Sour Patch kids like you don't even KNOW!

TrashyPantz gives Charlie & The Chocolate Factory 5 out of 5 WONKA BARS!
(and one NEW Ooompa Loompa thrown in for good measure!)

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

My New Obsession



As of right now, this Land Rover Sport is my new obsession...
However, i am going to see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory in IMAX tomorrow, so that movie may become my new obsession, but for now, we will stick with the new Range Rover Sport.

I am not an SUV person at all, but if forced to have one, this would be it. Orange and fast! The interior is designed like a cockpit and has an intergrated phone system, GPS and is equiped with Harmon Kardon speakers in all sorts of places!!

  • Click here for further information on the awesome orange car
  • A full review of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory will be posted on Thursday and Obsession stats will be revised, if necessary.

    Leaner 'Rock Star' is still a stumbler



    courtesy of MediaLife:

    It was a gamble for CBS to schedule an unproven reality show on three nights a week, and now the network is paying. It shaved “Rock Star” from 60 supersized minutes last week to a half hour last night, and based on last night’s ratings that was a good decision. “Rock Star” averaged a 2.5 adults 18-49 rating, according to Nielsen overnights, fumbling a quarter of its 3.3 “Two and a Half Men” lead-in. “Rock Star” was about even to last week’s 2.4 premiere rating, though that was over an entire hour. The network had hoped that “Rock Star” would be at least the next “Big Brother,” which also airs on three nights. But after it fell to a 2.1 rating for last Wednesday’s elimination episode, CBS knew things were grim. “Rock Star” finished second in its timeslot last night, 26 percent behind timeslot leader “Hell’s Kitchen” on Fox.

    Wednesday, July 13, 2005

    I'm a Top Gun Pilot!



    Welcome to JobPredictor, all you are required to do is to enter a keyword in the space above and let the stars talk to each other and produce the outcome, remember to tell your friends about the site as there are many more predictions on this site, they include cars, love, money, p*rn star, pets, gifts, dice, holiday, chat up lines.

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  • Tuesday, July 12, 2005

    Summer rock 'n roll reality romp tanks hard

    courtesy of MediaLife:

    CBS may be regretting that decision to schedule three episodes of “Rock Star” per week right now.
    Yesterday’s premiere of the new reality show averaged only a 2.4 adults 18-49, according to Nielsen overnights. The show struggled opposite Fox’s moderate hit “Hell’s Kitchen” in the 9 p.m. timeslot, where “Kitchen” averaged a 3.2.
    “Kitchen” even finished ahead among total viewers with 6.5 million, while “Rock Star” averaged just 5.6 million.
    Now CBS is stuck with Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday competition and results episodes of what looks to be yet another reality clunker, albeit a highly pedigreed one. The show is produced by “Survivor’s” Mark Burnett.
    “Rock Star” performed worse than two other CBS reality premieres this summer. “Big Brother” averaged a 3.4 last week and “Fire Me, Please” debuted with a 3.3 last month.
    It did perform better than the debut of the network’s “The Cut,” which averaged a 2.1.
    The show, with surprisingly winning host Dave Navarro, showed 15 contestants competing to become the new lead singer for popular '80s band INXS.
    After one contestant messed up her lyrics and another mangled Bob Dylan's "Knockin' on Heaven's Door," the latter got the first boot. But viewers will get to vote on some future ejections.

    Friday, July 01, 2005

    Wednesday, June 29, 2005

    The 1st Ever TrashyPantz Boycott



    For all that is good and holy, and as a child of the 80's, I am begging and pleading that all friends and readers of TrashyPantz boycott the new CBS show Rock Star INXS.
    The show is a contest to find the new lead singer of INXS, the original lead singer, Michael Hutchence, killed himself in November 1997.

    Here is how CBS explains it:
    "Rock Star:INXS" is a show about a lot of things. It's about a group of young musical artists trying to fulfill their dreams. It's about the joy of performance and the difficulty of competition. But most of all, it's about finding the next incarnation of one of the greatest rock bands in history."
    BAH! GARBAGE, I SAY!

    I mean, you can't just replace Michael Hutchence! INXS last played at the opening of the Sydney's Olympic Stadium and used singer Terence Trent D'Arby for that appearance (You can't replace Michael Hutchence with a one hit wonder who takes 10 hours to have his hair briaded by 4 women, and expect to do justice to Suicide Blonde. It's just not possible).

    The irony in all this, is one of the contestants names is... DANA. This makes me extremely angry, by the way. So once again, for all that is good in the world, and for all the reasons I still cling to this 80's band...please, PLEASE watch something else, anything else, when this show starts this summer. THANKS!!!!

    Friday, June 24, 2005

    jersey baby!


    jersey baby!
    Originally uploaded by Scully99x.
    Bon jovi's motorcycle. I dont remember what its from but i had to take a pic. Living on a prayer! Rock on!

    Pearl jam display


    Pearl jam display
    Originally uploaded by Scully99x.
    Pearl jam area in the display case for the rise of alternative music. Guitars, lyrics, original tour shirts, etc.

    Floyd 2


    Floyd 2
    Originally uploaded by Scully99x.
    This balloon-sculpture was also part of the division bell tour.

    Southside signs


    Southside signs
    Originally uploaded by Scully99x.
    Neon signs from the southside video.

    Pink floyd


    Pink floyd
    Originally uploaded by Scully99x.
    This sculpture is from pink floyd's division bell tour. It is also the cover art of that album.

    ZOO TV


    ZOO TV
    Originally uploaded by Scully99x.
    from u2's zoo tv tour

    Rock and roll hall of fame cleveland OH


    Tuesday, June 21, 2005

    Mmmmm.... Cannabis.


    Marijuana-flavored lollipops with names such as
    Purple Haze, Acapulco Gold and Rasta are showing up
    on the shelves of convenience stores around the country...

    Well, I'll be damned! I already love candy, this find just made my day!
    It makes the trips to the dentist that much more worth it.

  • Read more about my new favorite candy by clicking HERE
  • Summer Sizzle


    Today is the first official day of summer!
    Let the bad hair days, random thunderstorms and your car being hot as hell inside BEGIN!
    Kick ass!

    Thursday, June 16, 2005

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHELLE!



    Happy B-day to my co-shopper in crime, my dance partner in crime, author of the Big P*nk Blog, most obsessed Johnny Damon fan, and best Mello jersey wearing girl i know!

    Wednesday, June 15, 2005

    Freaky 80's toy is freaky again in 2000


    HE'S BAAAACK...and coming to a target store near you this Septmeber

  • Teddy Ruxpin makes his return
  • Monday, June 13, 2005

    My Fair Sports Anchor


    PRODUCTION NOTES:
    *There are no matinees for this production since our male lead does not wake up until 1pm.
    *All evening shows must end before the 11pm newscast, but the good news is he already has his makeup on for the sportscast.

    Thursday, June 09, 2005

    The Best Man Speech Drinking Game

    The Best Man Speech Drinking Game, version Gunn/List

    Rumor has it that the Kenny is a bit nervouse about his Best Man Speech for the Gunn/List nuptuals, so Roach, Silent and I have developed a drinking game to go along with Kenny's speech to ease OUR nerves when he goes up there!

    Kenny says what?

    Pete: 1 drink
    Emily: 1 drink
    Son: 2 drinks
    Tampa: 4 drinks
    Happy: 1 drink
    Oswego: 2 drinks
    iPod: 2 drinks
    Laptop: 1 drink
    Hooker: 5 drinks
    Florida: 3 drinks
    Rolllaaaas: 3 drinks
    Woodshed: 2 drinks
    OOOOH...My stomach: 4 drinks

    The speech is HOW long??

    Under 30 seconds: 10 drinks of whatever is in your hand
    30 second to 1 minute: Go to the bar and get yourself a drink with hard liquor in it
    1 minute to 2 minutes: Mr. Bartender, make that ON THE ROCKS.
    2 minutes to 3 minutes: On second thought, make that a shot.
    Over 3 minutes: Meet behind the foundry for illegal substances with a co-creator of this game.

    He did WHAT before the speech?

    1-3 Tums: 1 drink 4-6 Tums: 2 drinks
    Chugging Mylanta: 3 drinks
    Breaks out the heating pad: Shots. Immediately.

    Good Luck to all that play along! Now it's all up to Kenny to decide how drunk we get!
    Best of Luck to K Dawg! We know you will do great at your speech!!!

    Thursday, June 02, 2005

    Caption Contest #2

    Post your captions for the photo below. Winner receives a can of Labatts at the Brick Bar the Thursday night before the Gunn/List nuptuals. (I know, I am a big spender.) Good Luck!

    Friday, May 27, 2005

    Spam Of The Day 5/27/05


    SPAM OF THE DAY

    From: Rene [Mitchell@xdf.net]
    Subject: Grab any d-v-d. (with any encryption) to you computer.

    Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. http://www.(link_removed) P's and Q's Got my mojo working Wearing the pants Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES! Brass Monkey Big Apple

    Thursday, May 26, 2005

    NEW TRASHYPANTZ FEATURE...


    SPAM OF THE DAY

    I am sure most of you get spam in your email every day. My spam at work has gotten worse lately and the IT guys are freakin' out. But the messages are very amusing. So each day I will post a spam subject line and text of the message, becuase usually the text makes no sense at all.
    Feel free to send me copy and pasted text of spam that you get (DO NOT FORWARD IT TO ME) and if it's good enough, you will be featured as the contributor to SPAM OF THE DAY!

    From: News [Kaylee@youprick.com]
    Subject: Pen!s enlarge ripoffs (CNews [Kaylee@youprick.com]NN maillist).

    Hey man, here's that site I was telling you about. They are offering huge discounts now. Hell in a Handbasket http://(link removed). Shot in the dark Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites? A book of quotations . can never be complete.
    Stumped

    Bo Bice, My Heart Will Go On

    courtesy of gawker.com



    I don’t know about you kids, but professional obligations (read: keeping up to speed so I could tell you what to talk about at the water cooler today) forced me to view last night’s America Idol finale, in all two hours of its gay glory. And to what end? To see Bo Bice get flat-out ROBBED in favor of Kelly Clarkson, Jr.?! If this is a nation that can elect George W. Bush for a second term, certainly we could have had our shit together just enough to let a former cokehead make good on his promise to God that he’d clean up and be king of the musical puppets.
    But no. No, you had to go and vote for Carrie Underwood and her innocent, crimpy hair. Oh, so she’s sweet. She sings country. She’s from Oklahoma. She’s a good ol’ girl. She’ll lose the weight and wear sexy eye makeup and have some hit singles. That’s all fine and nice, but need I remind you that Bo had Lynyrd Skynyrd on his side? You don’t mess with Southern rock, America. You crossed the Skynyrd, and now you’re going to pay.

    Wednesday, May 25, 2005

    Love me some Slurpee


    For those of you that don't know... I am a huge fan of the 7-11 Slurpee(that's what you get for growing up in NJ).
    This website is dedicated to the 7-11 Slurpee and the Brain Freeze that quickly ensues, as well as other useless Slurpee facts.

  • The Brain Freeze


  • **On a side note... I once left a half drank slurpee in the cup holder of rental car, which was parked in a garage for three days in a hotel garage. When I checked out of the hotel and got in the car, the slurpee ate through the cup it was in and melted slurpee liquid had filled the cup holder! Scary!

    Thursday, May 12, 2005

    I'm mentally ill, Bitch!



    Last night Entertainment Weekly revealed that comedian Dave Chappelle, he of the $50 million deal from Comedy Central, has been in a mental health facility since late April. Given various reports of Chappelle’s off-kilter behavior around town, this development is more saddening than it is surprising. What is surprising, however, is that Chappelle’s mental health facility of choice is in South Africa.

    The same source denies rumors of drug abuse. Other sources have also told Entertainment Weekly that the future of Chappelle's Show — the hit Comedy Central series that was entering its third season — is more uncertain than the network has suggested.

    Comedy Central last week made a hasty announcement that the show's third season, already delayed from its planned February start, had been postponed again. The network said it remained ''optimistic'' that production could resume. The highly rated sketch series has been a huge moneymaker for Viacom, which owns Comedy Central. Its second season is about to be released on DVD, on the heels of first-season sales that made it the top-selling television DVD in history.

    Thanks in large part to the DVD sales, Chappelle last year netted a $50 million deal for co-writing and starring in the show. Sketches to fill about four episodes in the third season have been taped, but Chappelle's interstitial material with live audiences has not. The fate of the sketches has not been determined.

    Tuesday, May 10, 2005

    Ugli Stop & Shop

    I really did see this at my Stop & Shop Supermarket.

    I mean, if you are trying to get rid of ugly fruit, you need to at least spell the word ugly right, and not charge $1.99 each! Ugly things should be free, although the girl at the bar at the end of the night cost you the price of 5 beers.

    Friday, May 06, 2005

    Breaking News!




    Seis De Mayo Spent In Bed

    Wednesday, May 04, 2005

    The Irony...

    This is just too much.
    I closed a deal with WNYO, and they send me the contract back via fax...
    The irony that I get a fax sent to me...
    WITH A FAX COVER SHEET THAT I MADE five years ago!



    This is like when Kramer is at the corner of 1st and 1st.
    That's how i feel right now.

    Tuesday, May 03, 2005

    BAM! TAPAS!


    MMMMMM....Tapas... Emeril style of course.

    Dan and I had the chance to see a taping of Emeril Live! in March, and the episode is airing this Sunday, Monday and next week as well! Dan and I were sitting in the front row, right next to one of the tall tables where everyone ELSE got to try tasty tapas! Don't know how much we will be on TV, but Dan was standing right where Emeril came in. And if we we look really, really interested in what he is doing, it's becuase we were starving. As the saying goes, don't go food shopping when you are hungry...Don't go to a taping of Emeril hungry. Hope you can tune in!


    SHOW INFO:
    Kicked Up Bar Food
    Emeril kickes up some favorites from the tapas bar. Sangria; Spicy Duck Empanadas; Pina Colada Mojito; Ceviche; Watermelon Margarita; Roasted Pork Tacos

    AIR TIMES:
    May 08, 2005 8:00 PM ET/PT
    May 09, 2005 12:00 AM ET/PT
    May 13, 2005 8:00 PM ET/PT

    Friday, April 29, 2005

    Can I hang with Harold? Please?

    American Idol finalist Bo Bice (whose real name is Harold) was arrested in 2001 on a felony cocaine possession charge. In July 2003, near Birmingham, Harold was charged with marijuana possession, public intoxication, and possession of drug paraphernalia. Now for most people, this would be looked as a negative, but here on TrashyPantz, it's considered a postive. He likes good music, can party, and obviously has the right connections. Can I get a backstage pass when he goes on tour?

    Do YOU have my sunglasses and visine?

  • Click here to see Harold Bice's arrest paperwork on The Smoking Gun
  • Tuesday, April 26, 2005

    This guy? Are you sure?

    This guy? Are you sure?? But he looks so NORMAL!

    Man tells police dead mother kept in freezer for years
    Tuesday, April 26, 2005 Posted: 11:22 AM EDT (1522 GMT)


    LA CROSSE, Wisconsin (AP) -- A man told police he kept his mother's corpse in a basement freezer for more than four years while he collected her Social Security checks, authorities said Monday. A body was found encased in ice, in a sitting position.

    Monday, April 25, 2005

    These pretzels are...making...me thirsty.

    These pretzels...are making...me thirsty.
    These pretzels are...makinge me...thirsty?

    What do you do if you have you happen to have a non twist off beer in your hand and are without a bottle opener after having some pretzels on a hot summer day?
    Well hopefully you have your Reef flip flops on!


    Reef has truely released the ultimate summer beach-bum sandal. This is Australian surfer Mick Fanning’s signiture model, super comfy as all Reef sandals are. What makes it special is the built-in bottle opener in the bottom of the sandal. Now, some people might have mixed feelings about you opening a round of beer using the sole of your sandal, but it’ll get the job done, so it’s all good . The sandals come in three different colors, and retail for approximatley $40.00
    For more info check out the Reef website , just look for “The Fanning”.

    Friday, April 22, 2005

    Matzah Rhymes

    Seeing that the countdown to Passover is coming to an end (tomorrow at sundown to be exact), I thought that in honor of the Dubb and I having to go to family dinners this weekend and having to change our eating habits for the next week, we would funk it up with this little clip for all the non jews out there who might need some insigiht into our little holiday- hip hop style of course.

  • Matzah! Hip Hop 4 Hebrews! <--Click here
  • Thursday, April 21, 2005

    Hometown Hottie?? you decide!

    This webpage was sent to me in such a weird chain. It is believed to have originally been found online by someone in Florida, who works with P. Gunn, who then sent it to Silent, who confirmed with Bartley that this girl is actually from this hometown. It was also then confirmed that she also stripped at The Studio (high class).

    So, is she truly a Maxim hometown hottie? You decide.
    She gets 2 points from me for her favorite actor/actress and for her favorite bar, but that's about it. And i am sure we all know the one guy that has a million pictures of her that were taken at her favorite bar!

  • Maxim hometown hottie (aka Walter's girl)
  • <--CLICK HERE

    Monday, April 18, 2005

    Pope Smoke Cam

    Once you have filled out your Pope Brackets, click on the following link to know when to check your winner.

    SmokeCam rules:
    Black Smoke = No new pope. Vote again. One more night in the Vatican Hotel (think they have porn channels on those TV's?)
    White Smoke = New Pope! Bells will toll! Old italian women will weep. Gays will still not be accepted by the church. Little boys will flee into hiding.

    Pope Smoke Cam 2005
    ^^CLICK HERE ^^

    Thursday, April 14, 2005

    Pope Brackets

    It's no NCAA Tourney...It's no Mueller Invitational...
    The competition is fierce, players have been training for 61 years or more!
    These brackets will make you feel spiritually uplifted, but if you bet on this you are totally going to hell.

  • Pope Brackets 2005
  • <--click here

    Wednesday, April 13, 2005

    For the Watson in all of us



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    See the COmmunity Calendar Coordinator for further details.

    Wednesday, April 06, 2005

    Friday, April 01, 2005

    Concert "Connection"

    Riddle me this...Why is it that at every concert I go to there is always that one couple that needs to get a room? Is this just something that happens to me?



    New York, NY(March 29, 2005)
    Hammerstein Ballroom
    The Black Crowes

    The Black Crowes played 10 shows in NYC over the past 2 weeks that was sort of a test to see if they could really get back together, and apparently they can because they announced they will be touring with Tom Petty on his summer tour.
    ANYWAY...It's the Black Crowes. The crowd is a bit older, hardcore fans, pot smoke everywhere, grunge clothes and old school tour shirts, everyone is jamming out. Three rows in front is a couple, sitting in their seat, dressed WAY too nice for this show. He was one of those guys that wears a wool hat (a la` Justin Timberlake) even though he is indoors and it was 60 degrees out that day. FINALLY, a song comes on that they actually know! It's the song Remedy. They shoot up out of their seats and start dancing, the guy is behind the girl and they are all grinding and making out. The song ends, they sit down. For those who are not familiar with the song Remedy, it's not some slow sexy song about love and romance. Ok, so another song comes on- and they go at it again! All in all, this couple knew all of three songs, which they proceeded to make out to and not even watch the band. I mean, The Crowes could break up! This could be it! And you were sucking face the whole time.

    This has happened to me at so many concerts, except the Madonna concert when some housewife who was out for the night, for the first time in a long time, with her other housewife friends, drank 2 cosmos and puked everywhere. I would rather the make out couple than the puking housewife re-living her youth and wearing gummy braclets up to her elbow (you girls know what i am talking about).

    At least at the Indigo Girls concerts i have been to, the lesbians just hold hands and what not...they know not to make out or guys would start showing up at the shows!