Would you like wine with your porn?

Get double the fun from Savanna Samson! Porn and wine!
Apparently this girl can do things to a wine bottle that doesn't just involve things you really shouldn't be looking at on your work computer. The wine that fills Savanna's wine bottles is extremely good, according to experts.

Click on the link below for more on the business venture I am sure her parents are much more proud of.

Feeling Frisky? I mean THIRSTY!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

TrashyPantz to attend Beastie Boys movie Premiere

One fall evening in October 2004 at Madison Square Garden in NYC, yours truly, along with the winner of most TrashyPantz pics (Mr. Ian Kelly International) and the coolest brother of blood relation, Mr. O Segall, attended a Beastie Boys concert together. 50 cameras were given to lucky fans to document their concert experience. Their footage of the show (from the stage to the bathrooms)has been pieced together into a film to hit theaters at the end of March.

Your fearless threesome will be attending a pre-screening of the movie in NYC on March 23rd to relive that amazing concert. Although the ground beneath us won't be shaking like it was during the encore when Sabotage was played, we are glad to be able to experience it all again.

Click on the link below to see where you can attend a pre-screening!!

B-Boys Theater Listings

RHCP News!!!

The cover art for the May release of the new RHCP album has been released.


Click below to check out the new album trailer featuring a snippet of "Dani California," the new single from Stadium Arcadium! You can bask in the cover art for now, but you'll have to wait until May 9th to hear what lies behind it.

The Red Hot Chili Peppers are on tap to headline Lollapalooza in Grant Park this summer, which returns to the Chicago lakefront for the second year in a row August 4-6.

click HERE for the album trailer

Leaked Guns N' Roses Tracks Give Fans Hope

Leaked Guns N' Roses Tracks Give Fans Hope...
Or give fans a big let down???
TrashyPantz loves the 80's, but I think I would rather remember the skinny, leather pant wearing, hip swaggering front man when he was at his best.

Concert dates in the US are in the rumor mill, but 2 European dates have been confirmed.
"Guns N’ Roses have been confirmed for for a summer gig in Dublin in June.
The rock giants will be joined by special guests Motley Crue for the concert on Friday, June 9 in the RDS Arena."
If you happen to be in the UK this summer:
"Download Festival - which takes place from Friday 9th until Sunday 11th June 2006, at Donington Park, Leicestershire - has confirmed more acts which will play across the weekend. With Metallica confirmed to headline on Saturday 10 June and Guns N’ Roses closing the festival on Sunday 11 June."

Click HERE for the article on the leaked tracks

Chewy's Blog

Click HERE to read more of Chewy's amazing blog

Jack Johnson's fourth chart entry on The Billboard 200 is his first to reach pole position. Entering the chart at No. 1 is "Curious George: Sing-a-Longs and Lullabies for the Film."
"Curious George" is the first soundtrack to top the chart since "Bad Boys II" in August 2003.

Click HERE to read more

GRAMMY review

Sorry for the delayed Grammy review. I caught up on the awards courtesy of my DVR and managed to watch the 3 1/2 hour show in about 35 minutes.
Ok... Here it goes. Short and Sweet. Highlights and Lowlights, TrashyPantz style.

HIGHLIGHTS:
*John Legend wins Best New Artist and Male R&B Vocal Performance. If you have not listened to any of John Legend's music, you should (some songs are available on the sidebar). This is a man that deserves his award. His performance was great as well. Speaking of performances...


*Sly & The Family Stone Tribute. Sporting a giant blond Mohawk, dark Dior shades, Sly Stone made his first public appearance at the Grammy's since Jan. 12, 1993, when he was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Stone played "I Want to Take You Higher" behind a set of keyboards with his old band and some other nominated artists that night. The performance was sooooo bad. So why is this a highlight you ask? Well after about 45 seconds of playing his keyboard, Sly walked right off the stage!!!! The look on Steven Tyler's face was priceless and nobody knew what to do, so they all kept singing and yelling out Sly's name! Total highlight because this performance tanked... HARD.
*Kanye West's and Jamie Foxx's Gold Digger. Any performance that starts with its singer stating, "I've been here two years in a row, and if I don't win, there's gonna be a problem," is going to be good. Plus the fact that they were dressed up in full marching band regalia, that means good stuff to come. And it did. This was by far the most energetic and creative performance the whole night. Kanye West did end up winning Grammy's that night, so there were no problems to be made by Mr. West.

LOWLIGHTS:
*The Black Eyed Peas win for Rap Performance by a Duo or Group: "Don't Phunk With My Heart." This is just crazy! They should win a Grammy for The Group that has Sold Out the Most, Group that has endorsed everything under the sun. Group that has the worst lyrics EVER (My Humps). But winning for actual musical talent? Maybe 5 years ago they should have won (Joints and Jams), both not now and not ever again!
*U2's performance. Have we not seen them play Vertigo on a bazillion different awards shows for the past 2 years? And then... Mary J. Blige joins them on a version of the song "One". Terrible. It was just as bas as...
*Paul McCartney joining Jay-Z and Linkin Park for a rendition of Yesterday. Some things just don't go together, like peanut butter and horseradish, and that performance had good intentions but just left a bad taste in your mouth (like I am sure peanut butter and horseradish would).
*Losing its luster? Only 12 out of the 108 awards given out in the 3 1/2 hour show! What is that all about? Have they forgotten that the Grammy's are about the music? The people that are watching are usually fans of music who have purchased music in stores or online (and sure, some illegally download it. Who really wants to pay 99 cents for anything that Xtina puts out?), but as usual the consumer gets the short end of the stick.

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

Anyone want to take bets on what Watson's Halloween
costume will be this year?

The film tells the story of NASCAR stock car racing sensation Ricky Bobby (Will Ferrell) whose "win at all costs" approach has made him a national hero. He and his loyal racing partner, childhood friend Cal Naughton Jr. (John C. Reilly), are a fearless duo -- dubbed "Thunder" and "Lightning" by their fans for their ability to finish so many races in the #1 and #2 positions, with Cal always in second place. When a flamboyant French Formula One driver, Jean Girard (Sacha Baron Cohen), challenges the "Thunder" and "Lightning" for the supremacy of NASCAR, Ricky Bobby must face his own demons and fight Girard for the right to be known as racing's top driver.

Release Date: August 4th, 2006

Click HERE to watch the trailer

Thanks to Dan for finding this gem!

Happy Valentine's Day

Happy Valentine's Day from Trashypantz!
Here is wishing you a happy, sweet and kinky day...which is apparently how Ken and Barbie are celebrating.

The Bad Ass among us...

I was on my usual train ride home yesterday when i turned to look out the window and could not believe my eyes! Apparently Dubb gets bored on the Metro North trains when he comes to visit me and/or his sister and destroys MTA property!
Dubb is the bad ass among us.

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Originally uploaded by Scully99x.

Music Updated

There is new music in the side bar for you all to listen to.
Enjoy!

The NEW Truffle Shuffle

This is the funniest thing I have seen in a while...
Click on the link below to hear the sound that goes along with it.
Enjoy!

Chunk is indestructible! CLICK HERE FOR VIDEO W/ SOUND

More Seinfeld

"Hey, your coffee stain looks like Fidel Castro."

To appease the masses, here is a list of Seinfeld references to actual people.
I am sure some people could write this list without having to click on the link below!
Enjoy

LIST OF SEINFELD REFERENCES

Mike Tyson's Punch Out! THE MUSICAL

Sometimes when things from our childhood become outdated and are hard to find in the year 2006, we must learn to cope and move on. Apparently, these guys have not realized that and created this musical number to remember a video game that had a profound effect on their lives.
Thanks to the HBK (author of the now defunk'd Ruff Rants. LONG LIVE TRASHYPANTZ!) for the link.

Click HERE to watch the Punch Out The Musical

Seinfeld Quiz

Are You Master Of Your Domain? Knowing this crowd of readers, I am betting you are all the Queen Of The Castle!
Enjoy!

Click HERE to take the Seinfeld Quiz

Creed singer engaged

Scott Strapp must have won over his now fiance by showing his manly-ness when he fought 311.
'Sexton and bandmates SA Martinez and P-Nut were watching basketball on television. He stepped in front of the screen and said, "311, I am ready to fight," according to Sexton.'

Click Here for the Scott Strapp Engagement Article

Click Here for the more entertaining article about the 311 fight

Happy Birthday H!

Nothing like a birthday montage of pictures to celebrate the big 3-0. At least we all know he doesnt ACT his age! Happy Birthday H! Love you!

To You, Merry Christmas!

Happy Chanukah, Hannukah, Hanukah, Chanuka, Chanukkah, Hanuka, Channukah, Hanukka, Hanaka, Haneka, Hanika and Khanukkah (your preference)

Make A Flake!

I made this with my own little hands... Actually, I made it with my Mouse, on company time. You should too!!

Click HERE to Make-A-Flake

Game On! LITERALLY!

No more Pedro...
No more Theo...
Almost no more Manny...

And as of today... NO MORE DAMON!
Looks like the BoSox have dwindled down quite a bit (as have thier chances of even possibly getting into the playoffs). Apparently, there was some foreshadowing of this on Big P*nk (see link on sidebar) by the pics that were posted over this past season. Of course, TrashyPantz has taken the liberty of making sure to point out the exact pics that led to the demise and eventual trade of Damon to the Yankees, as well as adding out own little additions to the pics that TrashyPantz is famously known for.



Nice cover from SI. They can use it again this year!
But guaranteed the drunk girl in the pic will be selling
her Sox gear to purchase Yanks gear.


While the beligirent drunk wearing waaay too much BoSox
paraphanlia doesn't take well to self maintenance,
Damon will now be a polished and well groomed Yankee
and will get lots and lots of NYC ass from the ladies.

Snowball Fight!

Not only is it the holiday season, it's also the slow work season!
Kill some time with this Elf inspired Snowball fight to pass the time!

Click Below!
SNOWBALL FIGHT!

The Weather & Transit Strike Options

Weather Forecast for NYC: Snow this evening will mix with and change to rain late. Some sleet or freezing rain possible early. Low 32F. Winds E at 10 to 20 mph. About one inch of snow expected.

Tranist Strike Option, courtesy of employer:
We have received several inquiries about the availability of bicycle parking in the event of a transit strike. If the anticipated strike occurs, all subway and bus service in all five boroughs will be affected. In the event of such an occurrence, ********* Corporation will provide a secured space for bicycles of tenant employees in the locked mini-park directly behind The ********* Building.

The REAL Drunk Santa

While most of us are used to 2 good looking and humourous Labatt drinking drunk Santas who make us laugh when we receive Santa's porn, I thought it was appropriate to show the reality of malls and homes across the country of when Santas make kids cry.
On a side note...No menorah or dreidel ever made a kid cry.

Click HERE to see Santa make kids cry

The Kid from 'Cuse

Watch out for flying balls!! What the!?!?

Anthony fined $5,000 for tossing ball into stands
Denver Nuggets forward Carmelo Anthony was fined $5,000 by the NBA on Tuesday for throwing a basketball into the stands during a game against the Miami Heat.
With 3:10 left in the first half of Saturday's 101-99 home win over Miami, Anthony was called for charging. He threw the ball into the crowd, and it hit a preteen girl in the head.
The girl, sitting in the front row behind the basket, was not injured. Anthony briefly chatted with her as the Nuggets filed past on their way to the locker room at halftime.

Grateful Dead update

Grateful Dead to Allow Free Web Downloads
Internet Archive, a site that catalogues content on Web sites, reposted recordings of Grateful Dead concerts for download after the surviving members of the band decided to make them available again. Band spokesman Dennis McNally said the group was swayed by the backlash from fans, who for decades have freely taped and traded the band's live performances.
Click ARCHIVE.ORG to download some shows
Click HERE for the full article

Jerry Garcia's dishwasher, toilets and other home appliances will be auctioned by a nonprofit group hoping to raise more than $100,000.
The items, which also include stereo cabinets, cupboards and a freezer, will be available for bidding on the online auction site eBay from Dec. 18 through Dec. 24.
Revenue will benefit the Sophia Foundation, a San Francisco Bay area nonprofit that aids children and families during marital separations and divorces, said the group's chairman, Henry Koltys.
Koltys bought the Nicasio, Calif. home of Garcia, the lead singer and guitarist of the Grateful Dead, in 1997, two years after Garcia died of a heart attack.
An appraiser has valued the items at about $75,000, but Koltys said he expects people will end up spending more."There's a lot of Deadheads out there with money, and they want a piece of Jerry somehow."

Happy Thanksgiving from TrashyPantz!

Hope you have a great holiday!

The NBA finally entertains me...

...For about 1 minute.
TNT has created 2 commercials for the NBA with Ali G interviewing Kobe Bryant and Steve Nash. While I am not a big fan of the NBA, I am a big fan of these commercials.
"Check it!"

Click HERE to watch the Kobe Bryant commercial

Click HERE to watch the Steve Nash commercial

Happy Halloween from TrashyPantz!!

"CC, pick up that guitar and talk to me!" -Brett Michaels

C.C. DeVille gets 80 days for DUI charge
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Poison guitarist C.C. DeVille was sentenced to 80 days in jail after pleading no contest to driving while intoxicated.

Apparently I care about this because I watched too much of VH1's I love The 80's 3D last night.

click HERE to read more about CC's troubles

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KENNY

Happy Birthday Kenny!


Your age is finally catching up with your hairline! J/K
Hope you have a great birthday!!! We all miss you lots up north!

Kewl new stuff

The sidebars on TrashyPantz have been reorganized...

I have added a "Muzic" section with audio files, for your enjoyment. They will be updated weekly, so catch the songs you want, because eventually, they will be gone. Just click on the song you want and it will open in your Windows Media Player. (If this doesn't work for MAC users, too bad suckas!)

There are still links to "Linkz2Friendz", and I have removed Clipworthy, and replaced it with "Linkz2Sitez"...Feel free to make recommendations for a link that you would like on there.

Enjoy the tunes!

Good Luck Kenny & Dawn!

This weekend, Kenny and Dawn are braving thier first major hurricane since they decided to move to Tampa. Kenny has graciously provided us with a detailed map of where thy are in relation to the storm...



OPINION POLL:
What is worse, dealing with Hurricanes or dealing with snow? DISCUSS!

How about...both your shows just suck. OK?

VS.

Trump: I blame Martha for my show's decline
(courtesy of MediaLife)
Not only is Martha Stewart to blame for the poor ratings for her Wednesday “Apprentice” spinoff, she also caused the ratings fall-off for the Thursday original. So claims “Apprentice” host Donald Trump in an ABC radio interview with David Blaustein airing today. Trump says that confusion over both NBC shows and which nights they air has eaten into his ratings. His show remains in its same Thursday 9 p.m. timeslot; “The Apprentice: Martha Stewart” airs Wednesday at 9 p.m. “There was a lot of confusion [with] people that wanted to watch 'The Apprentice.' And a lot of people were even upset that this was done. But I really feel that there was a certain amount of confusion which hurt the original 'Apprentice,'” Trump says. “The Apprentice 4” is averaging a 4.9 adults 18-49 rating, down 32 percent from last season’s 7.2 at this time. Each season of the reality show has seen declines. Trump said it’s up to him, producer Mark Burnett and NBC whether Stewart’s struggling show will return.

Oswego Shout Out!

All i have to say is that we were all way ahead of this phenomenon in Kenny & Dawn's upstairs attic in Oswego YEARS ago.



Sunday, October 16, 2005
"This past summer, Anheuser-Busch unveiled a game it calls Bud Pong. The company, which makes Budweiser, is promoting Bud Pong tournaments and providing Bud Pong tables, balls and glasses to distributors in 47 markets, including college towns like Oswego, N.Y., and Clemson, S.C."

Oswego "Bud Pong" Shout out in the NY Times

Random thoughts of the day

Orlando Bloom is officially UGLY.

Ashton Kutcher loves bad hats.



Both make bad facial hair decisions.

Is there anything Oprah can't do?

Oprah helps nab fugitive sex offender
FARGO, North Dakota (AP) -- The same week Oprah Winfrey began devoting time on her show to tracking down sex offenders, she has an arrest to show for it.
William C. Davis, 33, of Wadesville, Indiana, was arrested in Fargo on Thursday, two days after the talk-show host broadcast his face and offered $100,000 for information leading to his capture.


Click HERE to read more on how Oprah will save the world.

NHL's OLN debut doubles usual nightly audience

The OLN hockey era got off to a decent if not outstanding start Wednesday night. OLN (formerly Outdoor Life Network) broadcast its first game, the New York Rangers against the Philadelphia Flyers, and averaged 353,000 viewers between 7:30 and 10:30 p.m. While that fell well short of ESPN's last opening-night telecast in October 2003, which averaged 476,000 viewers, it wasn't bad considering that OLN is available in 64 million households while ESPN reaches about 90 million. ESPN dropped coverage of the NHL after last season’s lockout. The hockey audience was certainly an improvement over OLN's usual ratings. The 353,000 viewers more than doubled OLN's average Wednesday night audience of 125,089 viewers this year. And OLN averaged 276,869 viewers from 7-11 p.m., which included pre- and post-game shows, more than four times last year's 57,883.

"The Toys That Make The Noise" - Dennis Leary

Noisy Toys Set to Be Holiday Best Sellers
LONDON (AP) -- Parents beware! It's going to be a noisy Christmas.
From a voice-modifying Darth Vader mask to stuffed animals that sing mobile phone ringtones, toys unveiled on Wednesday at a London exhibition for the 2005 British holiday season will test the decibel tolerance of most grown-ups.The event has also been a good indicator of what will be hot for the U.S. market for the holidays. The must-have toy of the season this year promises to be Roboraptor, a two-foot long electronic dinosaur with personality. Roboraptor, made by toy company Character Options, is the follow up to last year's British best seller Robosapien. Roboraptor moves on its own, reacting to visual sensors according to one of five modes: hunting, docile, angry, cautious and playful. Put a finger in its mouth while it's in angry mode and Roboraptor will chew on it. Stroke its face while in docile mode and it nuzzles up to you.
At 90 pounds ($159), Roboraptor is the most expensive item in the top 12 toys on sale.

Click HERE for the full article

Beastie Boys Deny Break-Up Rumors

The Beastie Boys are denying rumors that they are breaking up, according to MTV.com. Speculation about the band's future has increased with the announcement of the November 8 release of Solid Gold Hits. But Beastie Boy Mike D. told MTV that the trio is used to hearing that they're finished, saying, "We don't put out records too often, and we've been doing it for a while, so that puts us in a high-risk category for rumors."
Nevertheless, Mike D. told Billboard.com last year that the group wasn't sure if its 2004 album, To The 5 Boroughs, would be its last: "You know, to be honest, we really never know."
He added, however, that the Beasties would like to take less time between records in the future. To The 5 Boroughs was the first new Beastie Boys effort in six years.
Solid Gold Hits will include 15 tracks, including songs like "So What'cha Want," "Brass Monkey," "Hey Ladies" and "Sabotage." The collection will also come in a special CD/DVD package featuring a selection of the band's music videos.

Happy Rosh Hashanah!