Make Chris Hansen talk!

"I want to wrestle you."

NBC's To Catch a Predator is one of the most uncomfortable shows to watch. Even more uncomfortable is some of the things that the host, Chris Hansen, has to read out loud from online chats. Uncomfortable, yes. Laughable, no doubt.

Now you can make Chris Hansen talk! Click on the link below for the Chris Hansen soundboard!
http://www.soundboard.com/sb/westmar.aspx

Poll Results

Results to last weeks poll are in!
Where would you be found during the Oswego storm?
Why, The Shed!, of course!
The best part of this poll is that we can basically figure out who voted for what! Good times.
See the final results below!

The Shed 67% (6 votes)
The Brick 11% (1 vote)
The Buckhout 0%
Sleigh riding @ Breitbeck 0%
Mama Wats 0%
Hart Hall "tour room" 11% (1 vote)
New campus! 11% (1 vote)
Waiting outside for Rudy's top open 0%
The Media Center in Hewitt Union 0%
Drinks at Greenes/Eats at the Sub Shop 0%
Ponging on E 5th St. 0%
Oswego Speedway 0%

*UPDATE*

The Shed has a website. http://woodshedtavern.com/ and this is the best thing on it...

NOTICE

FIRST AVE. is a ONE WAY STREET.

Please use caution & do not drink & drive. Thanks!

Best Photoshop ever

It aws brought to my attention that I have not posted anything about the phenomenal meltdown of Britney Spears. I figured that most of you have been reading up on it elsewhere, but then I ran across this picture and had to post it.
There are just too many photoshop opportunities with her new 'do.'

More Music Newz!

From Pollstar.com:
It's true. The Van Halen tour that was never officially announced is now officially postponed indefinitely, sources told Pollstar. The rumored tour took on an air of reality after a trade magazine announced that original singer David Lee Roth was about to sign on the dotted line, and that was soon followed by a press release via Eddie Van Halen’s spokeswoman-slash-girlfriend. Unfortunately, the worldwide frenzy of a VH reunion was too good to be true, at least for the present day. However, there was a lot of paper getting inked and Pollstar understands that a tour announcement might not have been far off.

On another reunion tour note... It is impossible to get Police tickets. Shows sold out in no time flat. According to a close source, a friend was waiting overnight in line outside of MSG for tickets. 12 people went in, got tickets, and there were no more left. Tickets are going for thousands on ebay. This is all due to the fact that The Police had 2 presales. One through Best Buy, the other through their Fan Club. More dates are being added, but those tickets will still be just as hard to get. My dream to relive the 80's for one night is dwindling.

Most BS headline ever

"Do you threaten Paul for millions of dollars while swinging this at his head?"

As our good friend, and fellow Blogger, Petey G pointed out, ABC is kicking off its new season and lineup of Dancing With The Stars. La tee da.
With all the press it is getting, below is the headline of a story that Yahoo! posts on their front page.

Heather Mills to be first 'Dancing' contestant with artificial limb

First off, we are in season 4 of the show. This show hasn't been around for 20 years and featured hundreds of participants yet. If she were to host of the long running, multi hosted gameshow Family Fued, then yes, she is the first host of that show to have an artificial limb.
Below are a few headlines that Yahoo! could have posted instead. Feel free to comment with your own.

Heather Mills to be first 'Dancing' contestant that is the most money hungry.
Heather Mills to be first 'Dancing' contestant to be hated by the most Beatles fans ever.
Heather Mills to be first 'Dancing' contestant that will have the most akward audience reaction if she falls.

NEW...

Poll. Music. Posts.
Check it out!

The Police Announce World Tour

The TrashyPantz Poll hinted towards it before it was announced, which just proves how in tune with the pop culture world this site is. (Or that's what I would like to think).

Since last weeks poll was posted, The Police have announced that they will reunite for a world tour, and according to the TrashyPantz Poll, most of you will go buy tickets!!
Below are the US tour dates currently announced, with more to be added by the band at some point.

The Police: North American Tour Dates 2007
28-May Vancouver, BC GM Place
06-June Seattle, WA Key Arena
09-June Denver, CO Pepsi Center
15-June Las Vegas, NV MGM Grand Garden Arena
16-June Manchester, TN Bonnaroo Festival 18-June Phoenix, AZ US Airways Arena
26-June Dallas, TX American Airlines Center
30-June New Orleans, LA New Orleans Arena 02-July St. Louis, MO Scottrade Center
22-July Toronto, ON Air Canada Centre
25-July Montreal, PQ Bell Centre
28-July Boston, MA Fenway Park
29-July Boston, MA Fenway Park *JUST ADDED*
01-Aug New York, NY Madison Square Garden
03-Aug New York, NY Madison Square Garden

Visit http://www.thepolicetour.com/ for information and added tour dates.

Chris Cornell to Leave Audioslave

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Chris Cornell is leaving rock group Audioslave, citing "irresolvable personality conflicts as well as musical differences."
"I wish the other three members nothing but the best in all of their future endeavors," Cornell said Thursday in a statement.
An after-hours call to Audioslave's music label was not immediately returned.
Cornell, 42, a former singer and guitarist with Seattle grunge band Soundgarden, said he'll release a solo album May 1 called "Carry On." He also co-owns a restaurant in Paris, where he splits his time.
Audioslave was formed in 2001 and comprised of Cornell and three former members of Rage Against the Machine. The group recorded three albums and performed in Havana in 2005.
Meanwhile, Rage Against the Machine planned to reunite to perform at this year's Coachella Valley Arts and Music Festival, which runs April 27 through 29. Tom Morello, the lead guitarist of Rage Against the Machine and Audioslave, has said the concert is a one-shot deal.

Break out the short shorts...

WHAM! is getting back together. That's right.
I am trying to think of something witty to say, but the picture above has me at a loss for words.

Click HERE for more information about the WHAM! reunion.

LOST update

I am sure that tonight, many of you will be sitting in front of your TV at 10PM to watch LOST at its new time (FYI...There is recap episode on from 9p-10p). Below is a quick review of the first episode of this season, courtesy of Entertainment Weekly. It gives some insight into what to expect tonight. Below is a link posted to Q&A from Entertainment Weekly with Lost exec producers Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse.

"I'm not going to screw around. It's good. Really good. Like season-one, stuff-gets-answered, can't-wait-for-the-next-episode good. To recap: Ben is bleeding out on the table. Jack is demanding the release of Kate and Sawyer. And the fan base is demanding some frickin' forward movement. Well, how about the full-on Juliette backstory? Information about how the Others ended up on the Island? Super-creepy Dharma experiment sequences? Yeah. You know you want it. And by the end, you'll be begging for more. Well, that, and praying that this isn't just another tease from a show that always seems to start strong out of the gate." — Daniel Fierman

Click HERE to read the Q&A

This is how we roll...

Trashypantz has a new ride in the family... A 2007 Honda Accord. No fancy schmancy navigation system, but somehow we will manage.


The three extra accessories below approved the purchase saying it was "Cool! Vroooom, Vroooom!" The accessory in the backseat was just happy to have her own space and be away from the reckless pretend driving of the other two.

Your Super Bowl Predictions

Last weeks poll asked: Who will be playing each other in the Super Bowl?

It seems that only one person picked out which teams would make an appearance on February 4th in Miami... Granted, the one person who picked the Bears vs. Colts was not looking good against the 3 votes that predicted it would be Patriots vs. Bears until the last minute of the game.

Below is a breakdown of all the voting...
Patriots vs. Saints 13%
Bears vs. Colts 13%
Saints vs. Colts 38%
Patriots vs. Bears 38%

TV Junkies

Good results for last weeks poll that asked:
What TV show are you most looking forward to seeing again?
LOST, which airs again starting February 7th, won the poll with 6 votes, 2 votes more than 24 received, which had its season premiere last night.
Heroes, which returns to NBC on January 22nd, lost by one vote to 24.

Complete poll results are below

POLL RESULTS:
LOST 6 votes
24 4 votes
Prisonbreak 1 vote
Heroes 3 votes
The Sopranos 1 vote
American Idol 1 vote
Rome 2 votes
The L Word 0 votes

Tony Soprano is back, and he’s had his dirty mouth cleaned out.

Even the strippers get cleaned up!

Tonight A&E begins airing reruns of the acclaimed crime drama, scrubbed up for basic cable with less cursing, less violence and less sex but the same compelling plotlines and whip-smart dialogue.
The show’s first appearance outside HBO comes four months before the mob drama returns for its final eight original episodes in April and could lead to an uptick in viewership if people who had never watched the show before become fans.
A&E paid a bundle, a record $2.5 million per episode, to acquire rights to the show’s 86 episodes. It took a year for the editing team from HBO and A&E to clean up the episodes, including popping bathing suits on the Bada Bing strip club dancers, and A&E has rolled out a very aggressive ad campaign to promote “Sopranos,” which will air back-to-back episodes Wednesdays at 9 p.m.
A&E is also hyping the show with an online “Sopranos Connection” game that promises $100,000 to the winner. Players must collect game pieces from “Sopranos” ads that run online, in magazines and elsewhere, which help them predict the plot of the episode.

Courtesy of MediaLife Magazine

Mark Your Calendars!

NEW YORK (AP) -- It may feel like looking into the mirror for Bill O'Reilly and Stephen Colbert next week. The Fox News Channel host and Colbert, who has essentially based his comic character every evening on Comedy Central on him, will trade appearances on each other's programs Jan. 18.

"I'm really looking forward to speaking to a man who owes his entire career to me," O'Reilly said.

On "The Colbert Report," Colbert portrays a self-involved talk-show host who has tried to bring "truthiness" to the world. His character owes an obvious debt to O'Reilly, who holds court in the "no-spin zone" each evening.

On "The O'Reilly Factor," O'Reilly portrays a ... um, he hosts the top-rated program in cable news.

"I look forward to the evening," Colbert said. "It is an honor to speak face-to-face with a broadcasting legend, and I feel the same way about Mr. O'Reilly."

Happy Birthday HBK!

Only Birthday Boys get to wear blue flowers in their hair.
Happy Birthday H!!

Carbs win the poll

So what do you like best about Hanukkah? Carbs!!

Potato Latkes narrowly beats out Drinking Dreidel in the last TrashyPantz poll!
I guess after some drinking dreidel you need some latkas to sober you up!

Here are the final results:
Potato latkes 42%
Chocolate gelt 8%
8 nights of gifts 0%
Playing drinking dreidel 33%
Lighting candles 0%
It means Christmas is soon! 17%

The Polling area has been update and given a new name. Also, in this weeks poll you are allowed to vote for more than one answer! Who hooks you up, huh???

Friday Video

Click HERE to watch this educational and informative video on the effects of drugs and alcohol on spiders. Happy Firday!!

It was no Melrose Place...

Fox's once-hot `The O.C.' is canceled

The O.C. burst onto TV with so many fights that ended up crashing a catering table at a fancy party, you lost count! Mothers were sleeping with daughters boyfriends, pool houses were made into luxury accommodations for a kid from the streets of , family sailboats were taken to escape all the pressure of high society life and relationships, girls dressed as as Superwoman, tragic deaths of a surfer and a socialite...

Ahhh, it was all so dramatic and exciting... until this season. The show has been losing it's audience season after seasons. Season 1 maintained 10 million viewers and this now final season has only managed to grab 4 million viewers.

The final episode of the drama will air 9 p.m. EST Thursday, Feb. 22 on FOX.
Click HERE for more on the cancellation of The O.C.

RIP James Brown

James Brown, the singer, songwriter, bandleader and dancer who indelibly transformed 20th-century music, died early Christmas morning in Atlanta. He was 73. Only Elvis Presley had more records make the music charts than Mr. Brown . Ninety-four of Mr. Brown's recordings reached the Top 100, and he had more Top 20 singles than any other recording artist.

The TrashyPantz Holiday Dance

TrashyPantz wishes you Happy Holidays!

Click HERE to see the official 2006 edition of the TrashyPantz Holiday Dance!

Holiday Decorating, Dirty Jersey Style

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Only in NJ could you find a Christmas lawn decoration like this.
Click HERE to find out where to buy it!

Unbreakable!

After an extremely poor voter turnout, the most recent poll is a tie!
After waiting an extra week for more votes, it seems that half of you shop on line, the other half at the mall. A new poll is posted, so vote or Santa will put you on the naughty list!!

Grammy Nominations

This years Grammy nominations are for less crappy then they have been in the past few years. Although, one nomination for Justin Timberlake is one too many, he did somehow manage to get 4 nominations.

The most nominations went to Mary J Blidge, with eight nominations in total. Second highest number of nominations (six) went to... The Red Hot Chili Peppers, TrahyPantz's favorite band (would I ever steer you wrong?) for their double disc album Stadium Arcadium. John Mayer received 5 nominations for his newset and most blues influenced album, Continuum. James Blunt got 5 nominations for his way overplayed song You're Beautiful and the album it came off of. How many people did his girlfriend, Petra Nemcova, have to sleep with to get him these undeserving nominations??

Unfortunately, the Black Eyed Peas got one nomination because someone thought My Humps wasn't the worst song in the world. This person should be hung by thier toes and made to listen to Fergalicious over and over and over again.

On the flipside of that, much more deserving artists, with real talent, received nods, like... Tom Petty, The Arctic Monkeys, Death Cab For Cutie, John Legend, Keane, Coldplay, David Gilmour, Gnarls Barkley and The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, just to name a few. (By the way, these artists have all been featured on the sidebar at one time or another over the past year!)

The 49th Grammy Awards will air live on CBS from the Staples Center in Los Angeles on Feb. 11.

Click HERE for the complete list of nominations.

Cowboys-Giants game is highest rated since 1997

Last Sunday's highly anticipated battle for first place in the NFC East between the New York Giants and Dallas Cowboys delivered first-place ratings for Fox. The game was the highest-rated regular-season NFL game in nearly a decade. The game, which aired just after 4 p.m., scored 27.6 million total viewers and a 17.8 household rating and 32 share, according to numbers from Nielsen Media Research. It was the highest-rated game since 1997's Dec. 15 Monday night battle between the San Francisco 49ers and Denver Broncos, which aired on ABC. The game was likely given a shot in the arm from the "Bowl Championship Series Selection Show," which followed immediately after and which announced which schools would be participating in the controversial collegiate championship. That show averaged an 8.4/13 and 13.3 million viewers. Season to date, Fox’s national game average has now jumped ahead of "Grey's Anatomy" as the top-rated show on TV. It’s averaging a 14.3/27, up from last year’s 13.1/24.

So, more people than ever saw the Giants get beat down for the 5th time in a row. Awesome. Can Neilsen create a formula to see how many pissed of Giants fans there are after each Sunday??

No Bar B-Que For You!

The Onondaga County Health Department has shut down a popular eatery in Syracuse after numerous incidents of sickness after people ate the restaurant’s food. The Dinosaur Bar-B-Que on Clinton Street will be closed until Monday as a precaution after the health department received reports that as many as 270 people got sick after eating there last weekend.

Click HERE to read the enitre article (courtesy of News 10 Now).

Pepe has arrived!

Its a 1-month early baby!
Meet 7lbs 10oz Kaitlyn Jennifer Gunn!

Congrats to Pete and Emily on becoming proud parents to a beautiful baby girl! Pete has already installed extra locks on the doors and windows for when she starts dating.

"Kramer's" Racist Tirade -- Caught on Tape

Michael Richards exploded in anger as he performed at a famous L.A. comedy club last Friday, hurling racial epithets that left the crowd gasping, and TMZ has obtained exclusive video of the ugly incident.

Richards, who played the wacky Cosmo Kramer on the hit TV show "Seinfeld," appeared onstage at the Laugh Factory in West Hollywood. Kyle Doss, an African-American, told TMZ he and some friends were in the cheap seats and he was playfully heckling Richards when suddenly, the comedian lost it.

Click HERE to see the uncensored video

Poll Results

Poor Bob Barker has had enough of Plinko and has decided to call it quits.
Last weeks poll asked Who should replace Bob Barker on The Price is Right?

Many voted, and we even had a write in vote! Suprisingly, the guy who has the most game show experience, Wink Martindale, got no votes. Neither did the most popular game show host right now, Howie Mandel. The write in vote was a good choice, Donald Trump. I would love seeing the Don give away crappy living room sets. Good times!
Pee Wee Herman came in second place.
The winner of last weeks poll is....

CBS EARLY SHOW WEATHERMAN DAVE PRICE!

While no one can actually be as good as Bob Barker, this mild mannered reporter could be a success when it comes to a Showcase Showdown!

Below is a break down of how the voting went.

Regis Philbin 0%
Pat Sajak 11%
Drew Carey 11%
Wink Martindale 0%
Jeff Probst (Survivor Host)11%
Dave Price(CBS Weatherman)33%
Graham Norton 0%
Howie Mandel 0%
John Goodman 0%
Paul Reubens(Pee Wee Herman) 22%
None of the above 11%

The Seven Phases of Owning an iPod - An Illustrated Journey

All iPod owners can relate to this illustrated journey of iPod ownership.
I would add a few things to this story, like...

You quickly learn about the "this battery sucks" phase after only using your new iPod for an hour and half and it dies.

You experience the "automatic update screen phase" where are prompted to download a new version of iTunes every month and notice no differences from the old version.

And of course, the phase of "You can be my wedding DJ" which happens when an iPod-less friend sees your awesome playlist and wants to save a few bucks on his wedding by borrowing your iPod. The upside to this that youdon't have to give them a wedding gift and you still get to drink for free.

Feel free to add your own comments based on your own experiences!

Click HERE to see the whole iPod Journey.

POLL RESULTS

Last weeks poll proved to be the most popular poll in the history of TrashyPantz.
Don't forget the new poll posted this week! Feel free to submit a write in vote in the comments section if you choose 'none of the above.'

I spent some time monitoring the results, which had a surge of votes at the end of the voting period.
COUNTDOWN TO TAMPA: Who will be the first person to get drunk and make an ass out of themselves?

No Name and I were tied for first place at the beginning of the week, and then Bartley crept into the running putting him and I in a tie. Yours truly was given one extra vote to leave Bartley in the dust, and No Name squeezed into the lead later in the week. Kenny, Pete and Jdubb each scored votes in their honor of first to make an ass out of themselves. This move came as a shock due to the fact that Kenny and Jdubb should have received more votes much earlier in the week.

The winner of Last Weeks Tampa Poll is...NO NAME!!

The complete breakdown of the results is below.
Kenny 8%
Pete 8%
Dawn 0%
Roach 0%
Jdubb 8%
Dana 23%
Ian 0%
Jordana 0%
J-Bird 0%
No Name 38%
Bartley 15%
Rachel 0%
NOT Emily (haha) 0%

The Best Worst Promo Ever

While flipping channels last night during the commercial breaks of Jeopardy, I was lucky enough to see a promo that aired last night during the CBS broadcast of The Insider. Apparently, the interview of the month is the one that they have with Anna Nicole Smith, who has granted the show her first interview since the birth of her daughter, the death of her son and her marriage to Howard K Stern. The interview is set to air starting Thursday, which means they will drag it out over a few days time.

I really could give a shit about this, but the reason that I am making a post about this is because the promo for this interview is one of the most absurd things I have ever seen. They take it so seriosuly! I could see an interview with Kim Jong Il getting a seriosu promotional spot, but Anna Nicole Smith? The best part of the whole thing was when the host of The Insider interviewed the guy who interviewed Anna Nicole Smith. I mean REALLY... How lame!!

Click HERE for the best worst promo from the Entertainment Tonight website about the upcoming interview. It is located on the right hand side of the page.

NJ loves a sexy halloween costume

Click HERE to see where you can buy the sexiest costumes in Dirty Jersey!

Last Weeks Poll Results

Last weeks poll featured a new format and only 6 people voted!Now, either you don't like candy at all, which is not humanly possible, or you did not realize that TrashyPantz features fun and exciting polls fot you to vote on! These are much more fun than the voting I hope you all do in November, and these polls featrure no mud-sliniging ads against their opponents.

POLLZ are located on the sidebar, and are updated every Thursday morning.
For future reference, the margin of error is +/- 1%.

THE RESULTS
What is the best kind of Halloween candy to get?
Snickers 17%
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups 67%
Kit Kat 17%

The winner is

Randoms Of The Day

ESPN Monday game sets cable record
ESPN’s “Monday Night Football” had already come close to breaking the record for highest-rated cable program several times this season. But it took the sport’s biggest superstar to finally push the show over the hump.

They are talking about TIKI BARBER or ELI MANNING, cus TO can suck it.

Click HERE for the full article

Hacker claims to have cracked iPod restrictions
Unlocking the playback restrictions of Apple's iPod and iTunes could free users from some restrictions Apple and its rivals place on digital music.
A hacker known for cracking the copy-protection technology in DVDs claims to have unlocked the playback restrictions of Apple Computer Inc.'s iPod and iTunes music products and plans to license his code to others.

OH BEAUTIFUL DAY! This is great news for for all with MP3 players. iPods dominate the MP3 market, therefore making its users slaves to the iTunes Music Store (or limewire, ahem,cough cough). Now iPod users could finally use other services that allow unlimited downloads for a flat fee, like Yahoo, and vice versa!

Click HERE for the full article

Happy Birthday GWB! No, not the president, but the George Washington Bridge!

• On October 25, 1931, 75 years ago today, the George Washington Bridge opened to traffic. Spanning the Hudson between Washington Heights and Fort Lee, New Jersey, the bridge cost about $60 million to build.
• Plans for the bridge were in the works as early as 1906. The lower deck was completed in 1962, bringing the total number of traffic lanes to 14.
• The bridge span is more than 4,700 feet. Last year 107-million vehicles used the bridge.
• When it first opened, the toll was just 60 cents. Today the cash toll is $6 for cars to cross the bridge city-bound, and trucks are now only allowed on the upper level.
• The George Washington Bridge is the fourth-largest suspension bridge in the world.
  
  TrashyPantz Traffic Tip of the day: The GWB Lower Level always has less traffic than the upper! It's a proven fact by the Segall family after many, many miles travelled over the GWB!
  
  

Birthday Caption contest

Happy 31st Birthday Kenny!
In honor of our favorite Puerto Rican, TrashyPantz is hosting a caption contest for your Birthday!

Please post your caption to the above photo in the comments section.

Allow me to start things off...

"The Santa on the right thought Kenny was crazy when he asked for ALL the hair back on his head as his Christmas gift."

Last Weeks Poll

The NY Mets have won last weeks poll, and the NL team to go to the World Series will be determined tonight! Who knew this blog had so many Mets fans, and well, we all pretty much know who was the one vote for the Cards.

Results for OCTOBER BASEBALL:
What ONE team do you want to see go to the World Series?

NY Mets: 50%
Detroit Tigers: 0%
St. Louis Cardinals: 13%
Oakland A's: 0%
None of the above! I am a Yankees Fan!: 38%

The horror! Fox asks fans for 'Simpsons' promos.

Courtesy of MediaLife Magazine:
The promos for the newest “Simpsons” Halloween episode merit an official subtitle: “Edited from the electronic lagoon.” “Simpsons” fans can create their own 30-second advertisements online as part of a contest to promote Treehouse of Horror XVII, which airs on Nov. 5 on Fox. Visitors to the official “Simpsons” web site can use video clips from the episode, sound effects, music cues, text and title cards to create a preview of the Halloween episode. There's a MySpace page for the contest as well. The winner will receive tickets to the 400th “Simpsons” episode premiere and see their promo air on Fox. Remixing cartoons is becoming quite the online fascination. TurboNick, Nickelodeon’s broadband site, also recently began offering a program that lets kids mash up their favorite animated shows.

Taliban Takes High Cover

Can’t smoke ’em out?
Troops struggle with 10-foot Afghan marijuana plants

If someone told me that there was even a slight chance to see 10 foot marijuana plants if I joined the army, my life would be totally different right now. The troops from our neighbors up north have hit the motherload in the fight against terrorism.

Click HERE to read the details of the Canucks findings, courtesy of msnbc.com.

Last Weeks Poll

Here are the results to last weeks poll which asked...

LOST SEASON PREMIERE: Too many commercials?

YES! i hit fast forward more on my DVR than ever!: 57%
No! It just felt like more because we waited so long for Premiere!: 29%
I don't know, I was watching baseball/waiting to hear about the rain delay: 14%


PLEASE NOTE: To view all the results of the poll after voting, click your mouse on the bottom of the poll, hold it down and drag down and you will see all the rest of the results.

Why I am tired and late for work this week

Image055.jpg
Originally uploaded by Scully99x.

I was Jewish guilted into dogsitting for my mom's dog, Polo (seen on the right). While he looks so adorable, don't be fooled! He is a neurotic, high maintenance Bischon who does not like to sleep or just chill out. I took him to the park the other day where I found an empty, fenced in baseball field and let him run loose to try to tire him out! As you will see from the pic on the right, he chose to run the bases in the red clay sand (he could have a tight race against Jose Reyes) instead of the grass, and I had to give him a half bath to make his red legs go back to white.

Also beware that this dog is a LIAR. He stands at the bottom of the staircase and won't go up the stairs if you are up there. He cries and barks and will only go upstairs if you carry him up halfway! When coming home from work the past 2 days, Polo has been nowhere in sight because HE IS UPSTAIRS!! We caught him red handed- er, red legged- in the loft!

Polo heads back home on Sunday, then peace and happiness and rest can be restored in the Murphy household.

The Battle Of The Album Covers

Click HERE to watch a war break out between famous 12" album covers.

A Playoff Diary

"My old college buddy Kurt Sanger points out that Vito Spatafore probably attended last night's Yankee game because he thought his old chef boyfriend in New Hampshire was now the Tigers closer. Seriously, look at Todd Jones' baseball card. That's the guy, right?"

Who else can write about relief pitcher Todd Jones looking much like Johnny Cakes from the Sopranos? The Sports Guy Bill Simmons can!!

Catch his playoff diary postings on Page2 on espn.com from the link below.

THE PLAYOFF DIARY

Happy 30th Birthday Roach!

Looks like the arthritis hasn't kicked in yet, you can still build a stellar beer can pyramid at The Brick Bar!
Hope you have a great birthday, and don't eat too much cake, your metabolism slows down as of now!

Creepy Dancing Kid From India

This little video is so mesmerizing... you can't stop watching it! It's like a bad car accident, you just can't look away. Forget the fact that it isn't even in english, you still end up watching it over and over again. Then, after you think you can't take any more of his stop on a dime dancing and cigarette smoking, another clip ius unearthed from some movie vault in India featuring slapping!!!

Click HERE for the dancing and smoking clip.

Click HERE for the slapping clip.

1 vs. 100 vs. Deal or No Deal

NBC has done very well with one primetime game show hosted by a former TV star, "Deal or no Deal" with “St. Elsewhere’s” Howie Mandel. So why not do it again? Starting next month the network will air "1 vs. 100," a European quiz game that will be hosted by “Full House’s” Bob Saget. The show will premiere October 13 at 9 p.m., later moving to 8 on Fridays, and will feature one contestant taking on 100 adversaries in a trivia game for a chance at $1 million.

Do you think one of the questions will be, "Who said the line 'Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?' in the movie Half Baked?"

Get LOST!

In preperation for TrashyPantz's favorite show, LOST, below are a few links to get you ready for the upcoming season (which starts on Wednesday, October 4th @9pm on ABC).

Last night ABC aired a recap of Season 2 as well as upcoming scenes from next weeks episode. Hopefully we find out more about The Others, the fate of Jack, Kate and Sawyer, Desmond's girlfriend, if Mr. Eko is alive, and more about the plane we saw at the end of Season 2 !


Click HERE to test your knowledge of LOST in this trivia game!

Click HERE for one of the best message board sites for LOST. It is most active the day after the show with tons of thread on theories, screen shots and more!

Click HERE for Entertainment Weekly's LOST page with a viewers guide, photos and more!

Who is your favorite Corey?

TrashyPantz has a soft spot for the movie Lucas, so one vote to Corey Haim,
but you can root for both on A&E soon!

A&E has ordered eight episodes of a new reality show featuring 1980's heartthrobs Corey Haim and Corey Feldman, called "The Coreys: Return of the Lost Boys."

Ameriquest field

Ameriquest field
Originally uploaded by Scully99x.

Took in a rangers game while in dallas! No cowboys were in attendance.

Put those Flash/Java/iMac/Adobe skills to work!

Doritos asks public to chip in for its Super Bowl adDoritos has given up on big-name stars and fancy directors for its 2007 Super Bowl ad. This year, the company is asking Doritos-loving members of the public to create their own 30-second spot. The company will then use the winning ad as its spot during the Super Bowl. The competition works like this: Member of the public will be able to download guidelines from the company’s site. Then, after creating their masterpiece, these wannabe filmmakers can post their entry on the web at Yahoo Video. Ads submitted between Oct. 2 and Dec. 1 will be considered. Then in January the five best ads will then be put to a public vote on the web. The ad that garners the most votes will air during the game on Feb. 4, 2007.

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