I am smarter than a 5 year old, not stronger

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Think you have the braun and the heart to fight some five year olds?
Well, don't actually go out and do it! Instead, click in the link below!
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

Happy Holidays from TrashyPantz!

Super Tech Boyz makes news!

For those that have wondered what the link on the sidebar for Super Tech Boyz is... it is my brother's start up tech company. He recently launched a website that has been getting some local recognition and hopefully will get national exposure as well!
Take a look at the link below, and if you know anyone that might be able to use the site he launched, please send them the link as well!
Congrats bro!

http://northjersey.com/page.php?qstr=eXJpcnk3ZjczN2Y3dnFlZUVFeXk3MTYmZmdiZWw3Zjd2cWVlRUV5eTcyMzU5MzQmeXJpcnk3ZjcxN2Y3dnFlZUVFeXky

5 minutes of Cloverfield

From the producer of Lost... This movie has been pretty hush hush, and now there is a full 5 minute clip online that is part of a contest.

Happy Birthday Kenny!

Best wishes to KDawg on his birthday!

Kenny is 32 today, his hair line is older.

Hope you have a great birthday!

Apple stock has gone up in your honor!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

It's finally Wednesday!

This was so appropriate for yesterday...


Already the week is unbearable for these
New Yorkers awaiting a subway train,
and it's only fucking Tuesday.

It Only Tuesday
WASHINGTON, DC— After running a thousand errands, working hours of overtime, and being stuck in seemingly endless gridlock traffic commuting to and from their jobs, millions of Americans were disheartened to learn that it was, in fact, only Tuesday.

Click the link below to read the entire article:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/it_only_tuesday?utm_source=onion_rss_daily

Oswego Can-Can

Scooby Cam

The live stream of Scooby is now active!
Check out the media player on the sidebar to watch the stream. The Scoobs will probably be sleeping most of the time, but he is sleeping most of the evening when we are home, so we thnk he might be running laps in the house while we are gone. Now we will know for sure what he is doing!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROACH!

Happy Birthday to The Roachman!

If you are wondering what to get him for his birthday, he is pointing right at it!

Best Wishes and many Labatt's on your big day!

Congrats Kenny & Dawn!

I think that picture explains why Kenny has decided to make Dawny his wife!

Big congrats to Kenny & Dawn on their very romantic NYC engagement!

(I had to keep it a secret for a WHOLE week!!)

Congrats to the happy couple we already called The Rodriguez's, but now they really will be!

Fall TV

A new season of great shows is about to start!!
Below is the new trailer for the second season of Heroes, which premieres on Monday, September 24th at 9pm. More Fall TV info coming soon to TrashyPantz!

Delayed T-Pantz shout out!

Happy Birthdays to...

My hubby!!! (8/26)

Watty!!! (8/25)

(The husband gets top billing, always.)

Congratulations to...

• Watty!! The box of porn is on the move! He is now an official homeowner in the 'Cuse area!! I am sure there is plenty of closet space for ties, jerseys, hats and Extravaganza sleeping arrangements!


• Mello!!! New jobby job! (and new place as well???)

Movie Review: The Bourne Ultimatum

Have you ever been exhausted after watching a movie? You will be after seeing The Bourne Ultimatum. This movie is full of non stop action right from the beginning! Great fights, car chases... you name it, Jason Bourne (or is he Jason Bourne??? hmmm) is going to kick some ass. Matt Damon reprises his role in this highly successful movie series, which leads off not too far after where The Bourne Supremecy left off. It is safe to say that you do need to see the first two movies to follow along with the major plot line. Jason Bourne keeps the CIA on its toes all over the world with his survival skills and wit. There are many times you think that there is no way a person can survive all the things that Bourne goes through, but you have to remember that these are the reasons people enjoy coming back to see the same character over and over and over again. Once you can move past that, the fight scenes and car chases are very well shot, the story is a new twist on an old character and the cast, both returning and new actors, hold their own.

No word on if there will be a fourth Bourne film, but Matt Damon has been quoted as saying if that do make one, they should call it "The Bourne Redundancy." Maybe skip the 4th movie when it comes out, but definitely check out Ultimatum on the big screen.

Bourne Ultimatum: 4.5 fake passports, tapped cell phones and sharpshooter assassins out of 5.

Movie Review: Superbad

SUPERBAD

I happened to see this movie on the same day my dad saw Mr. Bean. He was debating seeing Superbad, but chose Mr. Bean instead. Good choice Dad, because Superbad would have been the kind of movie he would have gone on to analyze and lament about today's youth, which is exactly the reason you, the TrashyPantz reader, will love Superbad. This quotable movie follows the same sort of plot lines you will find in most movies based in high school. Unpopular kids want to be popular and do something to try to gain respect from their classmates, girls especially. The difference here is that this movie does not hold back the raunchy factor, and at times, you almost think that Seth (lovable and chubby Jonah Hill) and Evan (Arrested Developments George Michael) are improving lines that the camera keeps rolling for. It reminds you how many conversations with friends go- no holds barred and very funny, usually with a comment that will be remember and repeated for a long time. The rest of the cast does a great job keeping up the pace- but there are points where you question where a scene is going to go but you stick with it. Therefore...

Superbad gets 3 out of 4 McLovins

Scooby's fundraiser!

On September 30th, Scooby will be participating in a fundraising walk for the animal shelter that rescued him.

If you would like to sponsor Scooby, just click on the badge below.

Donations in any denomination are accepted and appreciated!

Scooby thanks you!

Happy Birthday Petey G!

Happy Birthday Pete!!!
This suave and sophisticated guy (as you can see by his piano playing skills to the left, he doesn't even have to look at the keys!) celebrated his first birthday as a Dad!
Best wishes and may you have many macaroni glued, finger painted birthday cards in the upcoming years!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

My new favorite train wreck

As you all know, I love a good, cheesy, reality show and the best one out there right now is VH1's Rock Of Love.The premise of the show is simple: "It's the exact same premise as Flavor of Love. A bunch of skanks (and some ladies) try to win the hard-on of Bret Michaels of Poison"Below is the best part of last weeks premiere episode, featuring a drunk Tiffany and some awesome captions by VH1 to try to translate what her drunk ass was saying.One girl on the show, Brandi C, has been outed by TMZ.com for being a porn star and having a boyfriend. I mean, this show is a GEM and has the words TRAIN WRECK written all over it!Tune in every Sunday night to VH1 to witness a hot mess each week!

I have died a bajillion times then...

HAPPY 30TH DUBBERS!!

Our little boy is all grows up!

In one year he gets a roomate, gets engaged, turns 30- he might even start driving soon!

Hope you had a great birthday and a great time Saturday night!!

Best Birthday T-Shirt Ever!

Chris Farley re-ncarnated

...as a 2 year old girl!

No joke! This pic has been making its way around the internet over the past week and people are freaked out! You know that there has to be a baby Belushi out there somehwere!