Spam Of The Day 5/27/05

SPAM OF THE DAY

From: Rene [Mitchell@xdf.net]
Subject: Grab any d-v-d. (with any encryption) to you computer.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. http://www.(link_removed) P's and Q's Got my mojo working Wearing the pants Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES! Brass Monkey Big Apple

NEW TRASHYPANTZ FEATURE...

SPAM OF THE DAY

I am sure most of you get spam in your email every day. My spam at work has gotten worse lately and the IT guys are freakin' out. But the messages are very amusing. So each day I will post a spam subject line and text of the message, becuase usually the text makes no sense at all.
Feel free to send me copy and pasted text of spam that you get (DO NOT FORWARD IT TO ME) and if it's good enough, you will be featured as the contributor to SPAM OF THE DAY!

From: News [Kaylee@youprick.com]
Subject: Pen!s enlarge ripoffs (CNews [Kaylee@youprick.com]NN maillist).

Hey man, here's that site I was telling you about. They are offering huge discounts now. Hell in a Handbasket http://(link removed). Shot in the dark Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites? A book of quotations . can never be complete.
Stumped

Bo Bice, My Heart Will Go On

courtesy of gawker.com



I don’t know about you kids, but professional obligations (read: keeping up to speed so I could tell you what to talk about at the water cooler today) forced me to view last night’s America Idol finale, in all two hours of its gay glory. And to what end? To see Bo Bice get flat-out ROBBED in favor of Kelly Clarkson, Jr.?! If this is a nation that can elect George W. Bush for a second term, certainly we could have had our shit together just enough to let a former cokehead make good on his promise to God that he’d clean up and be king of the musical puppets.
But no. No, you had to go and vote for Carrie Underwood and her innocent, crimpy hair. Oh, so she’s sweet. She sings country. She’s from Oklahoma. She’s a good ol’ girl. She’ll lose the weight and wear sexy eye makeup and have some hit singles. That’s all fine and nice, but need I remind you that Bo had Lynyrd Skynyrd on his side? You don’t mess with Southern rock, America. You crossed the Skynyrd, and now you’re going to pay.

Love me some Slurpee

For those of you that don't know... I am a huge fan of the 7-11 Slurpee(that's what you get for growing up in NJ).
This website is dedicated to the 7-11 Slurpee and the Brain Freeze that quickly ensues, as well as other useless Slurpee facts.

The Brain Freeze

**On a side note... I once left a half drank slurpee in the cup holder of rental car, which was parked in a garage for three days in a hotel garage. When I checked out of the hotel and got in the car, the slurpee ate through the cup it was in and melted slurpee liquid had filled the cup holder! Scary!

I'm mentally ill, Bitch!

Last night Entertainment Weekly revealed that comedian Dave Chappelle, he of the $50 million deal from Comedy Central, has been in a mental health facility since late April. Given various reports of Chappelle’s off-kilter behavior around town, this development is more saddening than it is surprising. What is surprising, however, is that Chappelle’s mental health facility of choice is in South Africa.

The same source denies rumors of drug abuse. Other sources have also told Entertainment Weekly that the future of Chappelle's Show — the hit Comedy Central series that was entering its third season — is more uncertain than the network has suggested.

Comedy Central last week made a hasty announcement that the show's third season, already delayed from its planned February start, had been postponed again. The network said it remained ''optimistic'' that production could resume. The highly rated sketch series has been a huge moneymaker for Viacom, which owns Comedy Central. Its second season is about to be released on DVD, on the heels of first-season sales that made it the top-selling television DVD in history.

Thanks in large part to the DVD sales, Chappelle last year netted a $50 million deal for co-writing and starring in the show. Sketches to fill about four episodes in the third season have been taped, but Chappelle's interstitial material with live audiences has not. The fate of the sketches has not been determined.

Ugli Stop & Shop

I really did see this at my Stop & Shop Supermarket.

I mean, if you are trying to get rid of ugly fruit, you need to at least spell the word ugly right, and not charge $1.99 each! Ugly things should be free, although the girl at the bar at the end of the night cost you the price of 5 beers.

Breaking News!

Seis De Mayo Spent In Bed

The Irony...

This is just too much.
I closed a deal with WNYO, and they send me the contract back via fax...
The irony that I get a fax sent to me...
WITH A FAX COVER SHEET THAT I MADE five years ago!



This is like when Kramer is at the corner of 1st and 1st.
That's how i feel right now.

BAM! TAPAS!

MMMMMM....Tapas... Emeril style of course.

Dan and I had the chance to see a taping of Emeril Live! in March, and the episode is airing this Sunday, Monday and next week as well! Dan and I were sitting in the front row, right next to one of the tall tables where everyone ELSE got to try tasty tapas! Don't know how much we will be on TV, but Dan was standing right where Emeril came in. And if we we look really, really interested in what he is doing, it's becuase we were starving. As the saying goes, don't go food shopping when you are hungry...Don't go to a taping of Emeril hungry. Hope you can tune in!


SHOW INFO:
Kicked Up Bar Food
Emeril kickes up some favorites from the tapas bar. Sangria; Spicy Duck Empanadas; Pina Colada Mojito; Ceviche; Watermelon Margarita; Roasted Pork Tacos

AIR TIMES:
May 08, 2005 8:00 PM ET/PT
May 09, 2005 12:00 AM ET/PT
May 13, 2005 8:00 PM ET/PT