Rumor has it that the Kenny is a bit nervouse about his Best Man Speech for the Gunn/List nuptuals, so Roach, Silent and I have developed a drinking game to go along with Kenny's speech to ease OUR nerves when he goes up there!
Kenny says what?
Pete: 1 drink
Emily: 1 drink
Son: 2 drinks
Tampa: 4 drinks
Happy: 1 drink
Oswego: 2 drinks
iPod: 2 drinks
Laptop: 1 drink
Hooker: 5 drinks
Florida: 3 drinks
Rolllaaaas: 3 drinks
Woodshed: 2 drinks
OOOOH...My stomach: 4 drinks
The speech is HOW long??
Under 30 seconds: 10 drinks of whatever is in your hand
30 second to 1 minute: Go to the bar and get yourself a drink with hard liquor in it
1 minute to 2 minutes: Mr. Bartender, make that ON THE ROCKS.
2 minutes to 3 minutes: On second thought, make that a shot.
Over 3 minutes: Meet behind the foundry for illegal substances with a co-creator of this game.
He did WHAT before the speech?
1-3 Tums: 1 drink 4-6 Tums: 2 drinks
Chugging Mylanta: 3 drinks
Breaks out the heating pad: Shots. Immediately.
Good Luck to all that play along! Now it's all up to Kenny to decide how drunk we get!
Best of Luck to K Dawg! We know you will do great at your speech!!!
1 comment:
I'm asking Kenny to be the best man at my wedding so we can play the game more than once.
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