Random Friday thoughts

• Why are all IHOP restaurants shaped like churches?
• How come some brands of pudding at the supermarket are refrigerated, and some brands aren't?
• Is it just me, or does The Rock look good with an afro in the commercial for the move Be Cool?
• The 2 times in 112 years that the Stanley Cup was not awarded, the Boston Red Sox were defending champions. (courtesy of ESPN )
• Why do really fat men have flat asses? Is it because the weight of their big belly's in front of them cause their asses to get pulled closer to their bodies??? hmmmmm....
• Who "office spaced" the fax machine at my work parking lot until it was a pile of plastic pieces and broken computer boards? (background music: damn it feels good to be a gangsta...)