This years ceremony had only a few highlights and alot of lowlights.
HIGHLIGHTS:
Chris Rock... He had a good opening routine. Not great. Not bad. But good. Sometimes i felt like he took a joke a little too far, meaning that it should have ended sooner than it did. But he proved he could host the show and got alot of laughs.
Leonardo Dicaprio...because he didn't win. It was a highlight to me.
Selma Hayek... Specifically Selma Hayek's boobs, which looked great in her dress. Danny Boy liked that part of the show.
The girl in the yellow is her non english speaking maid
Lou Gossett Jr... Passed out, in his chair, while they showed a shot of a nominee being announced. I mean, it doesn't get better than that. Oh wait, except for when that kid was falling asleep behing GW Bush during a speech.
Beyonce...more specifically, her eye makeup. It went from green, to gray with lots of sparkles, to lots of black. Jay-Z has a high maintenance girlfriend!
Clint Eastwood...thanking his 98 year old mom. So sweet.
LOWLIGHTS:
Sean Penn... Going back to a Chris Rock joke from his opening routine to let him know who Jude Law is. Stop being so PC Sean. Sheesh.
added note by Scully: Jude Law is NOT the sexiest man alive. No way, no how.
Hillary Swank... She thanked EVRYONE. I mean, EVERYONE. she even thanked her lawyers. Then at the last minute her publicist. Just get off the stage lady.
Blah, blah, blah.. yada, yada, yada...
Antonio Banderas... I mean really, just because you were in Evita gives you the right to sing at the Oscars??? I watched that song thinking the whole time- i want to wash his hair and give him deodorant. On a side note, Santana was chewing gum! while paying the guitar! at The Oscars!! Tacky!
So, overall a poor Oscar show... no big surprises... and the same Cadillac commercials over and over and over. Someone please tell me why I watch this crap...
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