The new host of E!'s Wild On goes shot for shot with you in this game of High Low drinking.
Monday, August 15, 2005
Tara Reid Drinking Game
The new host of E!'s Wild On goes shot for shot with you in this game of High Low drinking.
Monday, August 08, 2005
Wednesday, August 03, 2005
Lust for Bust
So you think you are a boobie oggling champ?
Test your skills by clicking on the link below, and feel free to let the rest of us know how steath you may or may not be.
Lust for Bust
Test your skills by clicking on the link below, and feel free to let the rest of us know how steath you may or may not be.
TrashyPantz Movie Review
"Soft mattress? Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room last night. One of those three probably contributed to the lack of sleep. "
All of the above could only happen in one movie this summer, and only one man could say all that and make you laugh your ass off, and that man is Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers. Vaughn's quick talking humor meshes very well with Owen Wilson.
You immediately know where this film is going, but you don't care. The movie begins by getting you right to the point of what John Beckwith (Owen Wilson) and Jeremy Grey (Vince Vaughn) do on their weekends during the summer. And when these 2 crash weddings, they are ballsy. Making speeches, posing in cake cutting pictures, etc.
Christopher Walken plays Senator Cleary, whose daughter is getting married. He is perfect for the role and the minimal lines he delivers are done in that "Walken" way, as are his facial expressions. The ending is as expected for this kind of movie and is a bit weak, but you have laughed a lot by that point, you really don't care.
There are many laugh out loud scenes and the casting for this movie is dead on. I compare the amount of laughs and the length of the laughs of this movie, to that same amount and length of laughs in There's Something About Mary. Granted, this isn't the kind of movie that you have to see in a theater, but there is something to be said about the atmosphere in a movie theater when everyone is laughing and having fun.
However, the worst part of the movie, was the Coke commercial before it, featuring the original Coke song "I'd like to buy the world a Coke" performed by G. Love and Special Sauce. The band has fallen so far from what they once were, it's a shame. And so I shall end this article with another Vince Vaugn quote, if you should happen to see that commercial in the theater or at home, "EARMUFFS!"
Wedding Crashers receives a 4 out of 5 balloon bicycles, CLOWN!
Tuesday, August 02, 2005
TrashyPantz Trivia
Who is the producer for the E!'s new show Kill Reality?
Answer will be posted tomorrow (8/3)
Thursday, July 28, 2005
Boulevard of Broken Songs
Thanks to Jen for passing this along...
Click on the link below to see Oasis and Green Day mixed together, did these 2 songs have the same producer? Either way, it is cool to watch and listen to.
Green Day vs. Oasis Video
Click on the link below to see Oasis and Green Day mixed together, did these 2 songs have the same producer? Either way, it is cool to watch and listen to.
Wednesday, July 27, 2005
Serve, set and SPIKE.
I 
Danbury
Danbury Cracks Down On Rowdy Volleyball Games
City officials are spiking large-scale volleyball games that have led to tensions with its fast-growing immigrant population.
Danbury has been transformed in recent years with waves of new immigrants from Brazil, Ecuador and other countries. City officials have proposed a law that would curb large-scale volleyball games and other ``repetitive outdoor group activities'' in neighborhoods.
Click here to read more about how officials are wasting their time on taking care of the the Volleyball problem in Danbury
DanburyDanbury Cracks Down On Rowdy Volleyball Games
City officials are spiking large-scale volleyball games that have led to tensions with its fast-growing immigrant population.
Danbury has been transformed in recent years with waves of new immigrants from Brazil, Ecuador and other countries. City officials have proposed a law that would curb large-scale volleyball games and other ``repetitive outdoor group activities'' in neighborhoods.
Tuesday, July 26, 2005
Don't spend that quarter all in one place
Click on the link below to see if you are a shitty tipper.
Surprisingly, there are no entries for you know who, not even dating back to The Stadium in Oswego. SHOCKING!
Friday, July 22, 2005
Happy Birthday Dubb!
"Yes, please by me a beer for my birthday. Yes, you can also leave the tip."
Happy Birthday to our one and only Dubb. He is all grows up today! We love you Dubb!
Thursday, July 21, 2005
Break Me Off a Piece of That Trashypantz!
What's YOUR slogan?
Click here to find out!
props to my bro for finding this site. We both share the same trait of dilly dallying on company time.
props to my bro for finding this site. We both share the same trait of dilly dallying on company time.
TrashyPantz movie review:
The Obsession rating for the week must now be adjusted.
Last night I went to see Charlie & The Chocolate Factory in IMAX.
Sat relatively close to the screen, but it was great, it was like I was surrounded by chocolate and candy the whole time, it was all i could see in my peripheral vision! It was a dream come true.
For all of you who think that Tim Burton was trying to do a remake of the original, he has not. What Tim Burton has done is made a new movie from the book. Of course the characters are the same, but the way that Willy Wonka is portrayed is very different, and how each child ends up up leaving the factory tour are the same, but you learn more about Willy Wonka's upbringing and his family and you also learn where the Oompa Loompas come from.
Speaking of Oompa Loompas, there are 165 of them in the movie, all played by one actor, Deep Roy. Each Oompa Loompa, however, was shot individually. He was a very busy man on the set!
The Oompa Loompas are more modernized in their outfits, but this fits into the movie perfectly.
Some highlights from the movie:
Great songs and dancing by the Oompa Loompas.No scary tunnel song!!!!!!Much better looking candy meadow and chocolate river!I wanted to eat every Wonka Bar i saw in the movie, they looked scrumptuos!Johnny Depp creates a Willy Wonka with issues, but he somehow seems nicer and more into candy than the Gene Wilder's Wonka.These are just a few highlights from the movie, the rest you should see for yourself.
The casting, the effects, the music, are all great and original. This is by far the most colorful TIm Burton to date! I highly recommend getting some candy before you go into the movie, because you will get the urge for some about 30 minutes into the movie . I was jonesing for some Sour Patch kids like you don't even KNOW!
TrashyPantz gives Charlie & The Chocolate Factory 5 out of 5 WONKA BARS!
(and one NEW Ooompa Loompa thrown in for good measure!)
Tuesday, July 19, 2005
My New Obsession
As of right now, this Land Rover Sport is my new obsession...
However, i am going to see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory in IMAX tomorrow, so that movie may become my new obsession, but for now, we will stick with the new Range Rover Sport.
I am not an SUV person at all, but if forced to have one, this would be it. Orange and fast! The interior is designed like a cockpit and has an intergrated phone system, GPS and is equiped with Harmon Kardon speakers in all sorts of places!!
A full review of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory will be posted on Thursday and Obsession stats will be revised, if necessary.
Leaner 'Rock Star' is still a stumbler
courtesy of MediaLife:
It was a gamble for CBS to schedule an unproven reality show on three nights a week, and now the network is paying. It shaved “Rock Star” from 60 supersized minutes last week to a half hour last night, and based on last night’s ratings that was a good decision. “Rock Star” averaged a 2.5 adults 18-49 rating, according to Nielsen overnights, fumbling a quarter of its 3.3 “Two and a Half Men” lead-in. “Rock Star” was about even to last week’s 2.4 premiere rating, though that was over an entire hour. The network had hoped that “Rock Star” would be at least the next “Big Brother,” which also airs on three nights. But after it fell to a 2.1 rating for last Wednesday’s elimination episode, CBS knew things were grim. “Rock Star” finished second in its timeslot last night, 26 percent behind timeslot leader “Hell’s Kitchen” on Fox.
Wednesday, July 13, 2005
I'm a Top Gun Pilot!
Welcome to JobPredictor, all you are required to do is to enter a keyword in the space above and let the stars talk to each other and produce the outcome, remember to tell your friends about the site as there are many more predictions on this site, they include cars, love, money, p*rn star, pets, gifts, dice, holiday, chat up lines.
Tuesday, July 12, 2005
Summer rock 'n roll reality romp tanks hard
courtesy of MediaLife:
CBS may be regretting that decision to schedule three episodes of “Rock Star” per week right now.
Yesterday’s premiere of the new reality show averaged only a 2.4 adults 18-49, according to Nielsen overnights. The show struggled opposite Fox’s moderate hit “Hell’s Kitchen” in the 9 p.m. timeslot, where “Kitchen” averaged a 3.2.
“Kitchen” even finished ahead among total viewers with 6.5 million, while “Rock Star” averaged just 5.6 million.
Now CBS is stuck with Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday competition and results episodes of what looks to be yet another reality clunker, albeit a highly pedigreed one. The show is produced by “Survivor’s” Mark Burnett.
“Rock Star” performed worse than two other CBS reality premieres this summer. “Big Brother” averaged a 3.4 last week and “Fire Me, Please” debuted with a 3.3 last month.
It did perform better than the debut of the network’s “The Cut,” which averaged a 2.1.
The show, with surprisingly winning host Dave Navarro, showed 15 contestants competing to become the new lead singer for popular '80s band INXS.
After one contestant messed up her lyrics and another mangled Bob Dylan's "Knockin' on Heaven's Door," the latter got the first boot. But viewers will get to vote on some future ejections.
CBS may be regretting that decision to schedule three episodes of “Rock Star” per week right now.
Yesterday’s premiere of the new reality show averaged only a 2.4 adults 18-49, according to Nielsen overnights. The show struggled opposite Fox’s moderate hit “Hell’s Kitchen” in the 9 p.m. timeslot, where “Kitchen” averaged a 3.2.
“Kitchen” even finished ahead among total viewers with 6.5 million, while “Rock Star” averaged just 5.6 million.
Now CBS is stuck with Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday competition and results episodes of what looks to be yet another reality clunker, albeit a highly pedigreed one. The show is produced by “Survivor’s” Mark Burnett.
“Rock Star” performed worse than two other CBS reality premieres this summer. “Big Brother” averaged a 3.4 last week and “Fire Me, Please” debuted with a 3.3 last month.
It did perform better than the debut of the network’s “The Cut,” which averaged a 2.1.
The show, with surprisingly winning host Dave Navarro, showed 15 contestants competing to become the new lead singer for popular '80s band INXS.
After one contestant messed up her lyrics and another mangled Bob Dylan's "Knockin' on Heaven's Door," the latter got the first boot. But viewers will get to vote on some future ejections.
Friday, July 01, 2005
Wednesday, June 29, 2005
The 1st Ever TrashyPantz Boycott
For all that is good and holy, and as a child of the 80's, I am begging and pleading that all friends and readers of TrashyPantz boycott the new CBS show Rock Star INXS.
The show is a contest to find the new lead singer of INXS, the original lead singer, Michael Hutchence, killed himself in November 1997.
Here is how CBS explains it:
"Rock Star:INXS" is a show about a lot of things. It's about a group of young musical artists trying to fulfill their dreams. It's about the joy of performance and the difficulty of competition. But most of all, it's about finding the next incarnation of one of the greatest rock bands in history."
BAH! GARBAGE, I SAY!
I mean, you can't just replace Michael Hutchence! INXS last played at the opening of the Sydney's Olympic Stadium and used singer Terence Trent D'Arby for that appearance (You can't replace Michael Hutchence with a one hit wonder who takes 10 hours to have his hair briaded by 4 women, and expect to do justice to Suicide Blonde. It's just not possible).
The irony in all this, is one of the contestants names is... DANA. This makes me extremely angry, by the way. So once again, for all that is good in the world, and for all the reasons I still cling to this 80's band...please, PLEASE watch something else, anything else, when this show starts this summer. THANKS!!!!
Saturday, June 25, 2005
Friday, June 24, 2005
jersey baby!
Bon jovi's motorcycle. I dont remember what its from but i had to take a pic. Living on a prayer! Rock on!
Pearl jam display
Pearl jam area in the display case for the rise of alternative music. Guitars, lyrics, original tour shirts, etc.
Pink floyd
This sculpture is from pink floyd's division bell tour. It is also the cover art of that album.
Tuesday, June 21, 2005
Mmmmm.... Cannabis.
Marijuana-flavored lollipops with names such as
Purple Haze, Acapulco Gold and Rasta are showing up
on the shelves of convenience stores around the country...
Well, I'll be damned! I already love candy, this find just made my day!
It makes the trips to the dentist that much more worth it.
Summer Sizzle
Today is the first official day of summer!
Let the bad hair days, random thunderstorms and your car being hot as hell inside BEGIN!
Kick ass!
Thursday, June 16, 2005
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHELLE!
Happy B-day to my co-shopper in crime, my dance partner in crime, author of the Big P*nk Blog, most obsessed Johnny Damon fan, and best Mello jersey wearing girl i know!
Wednesday, June 15, 2005
Freaky 80's toy is freaky again in 2000
HE'S BAAAACK...and coming to a target store near you this Septmeber
Monday, June 13, 2005
My Fair Sports Anchor
PRODUCTION NOTES:
*There are no matinees for this production since our male lead does not wake up until 1pm.
*All evening shows must end before the 11pm newscast, but the good news is he already has his makeup on for the sportscast.
Thursday, June 09, 2005
The Best Man Speech Drinking Game
The Best Man Speech Drinking Game, version Gunn/List
Rumor has it that the Kenny is a bit nervouse about his Best Man Speech for the Gunn/List nuptuals, so Roach, Silent and I have developed a drinking game to go along with Kenny's speech to ease OUR nerves when he goes up there!
Kenny says what?
Pete: 1 drink
Emily: 1 drink
Son: 2 drinks
Tampa: 4 drinks
Happy: 1 drink
Oswego: 2 drinks
iPod: 2 drinks
Laptop: 1 drink
Hooker: 5 drinks
Florida: 3 drinks
Rolllaaaas: 3 drinks
Woodshed: 2 drinks
OOOOH...My stomach: 4 drinks
The speech is HOW long??
Under 30 seconds: 10 drinks of whatever is in your hand
30 second to 1 minute: Go to the bar and get yourself a drink with hard liquor in it
1 minute to 2 minutes: Mr. Bartender, make that ON THE ROCKS.
2 minutes to 3 minutes: On second thought, make that a shot.
Over 3 minutes: Meet behind the foundry for illegal substances with a co-creator of this game.
He did WHAT before the speech?
1-3 Tums: 1 drink 4-6 Tums: 2 drinks
Chugging Mylanta: 3 drinks
Breaks out the heating pad: Shots. Immediately.
Good Luck to all that play along! Now it's all up to Kenny to decide how drunk we get!
Best of Luck to K Dawg! We know you will do great at your speech!!!
Rumor has it that the Kenny is a bit nervouse about his Best Man Speech for the Gunn/List nuptuals, so Roach, Silent and I have developed a drinking game to go along with Kenny's speech to ease OUR nerves when he goes up there!
Kenny says what?
Pete: 1 drink
Emily: 1 drink
Son: 2 drinks
Tampa: 4 drinks
Happy: 1 drink
Oswego: 2 drinks
iPod: 2 drinks
Laptop: 1 drink
Hooker: 5 drinks
Florida: 3 drinks
Rolllaaaas: 3 drinks
Woodshed: 2 drinks
OOOOH...My stomach: 4 drinks
The speech is HOW long??
Under 30 seconds: 10 drinks of whatever is in your hand
30 second to 1 minute: Go to the bar and get yourself a drink with hard liquor in it
1 minute to 2 minutes: Mr. Bartender, make that ON THE ROCKS.
2 minutes to 3 minutes: On second thought, make that a shot.
Over 3 minutes: Meet behind the foundry for illegal substances with a co-creator of this game.
He did WHAT before the speech?
1-3 Tums: 1 drink 4-6 Tums: 2 drinks
Chugging Mylanta: 3 drinks
Breaks out the heating pad: Shots. Immediately.
Good Luck to all that play along! Now it's all up to Kenny to decide how drunk we get!
Best of Luck to K Dawg! We know you will do great at your speech!!!
Thursday, June 02, 2005
Caption Contest #2
Post your captions for the photo below. Winner receives a can of Labatts at the Brick Bar the Thursday night before the Gunn/List nuptuals. (I know, I am a big spender.) Good Luck!
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